a little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. the family dog began to howl along dismally.一个小男孩在练习小提琴,他的父亲在读报纸。随着小男孩的琴声,家里养的狗也开始高一声低一声的叫起来。finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"最后,小男孩的父亲实在忍不下去了,说,“难道你就不能拉一些狗听不懂的曲子吗?”[同事,一屌丝,和女神交往,怕她家人不同意。女神骗家人说交往一高富帅,略花心,对结婚没兴趣不见家长。屌丝常来找女神,女神演戏欺负他,父母问何人,女神答:备胎,老实人。半年后,女神又演一出被高富帅抛弃,伤心欲绝男人没好东西,父母安慰:别伤心,其实那备胎人蛮好的…然后屌丝成功上位。[公交车上,一大哥在大声讲电话:“你那要一百万块是吧!他们那要五十万块是吧!好,马上给你们送来。”一车人投来羡慕的目光,一妹子忍不住了,问:“大哥,你是干啥子的啊?咋有那么多钱啊?”大哥回答:“有钱个屁,我就是一卖砖块的。”[ 详情
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